﻿{"id":4934,"date":"2022-04-01T17:52:39","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T15:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/?p=4934"},"modified":"2022-04-08T11:33:54","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T09:33:54","slug":"tel-est-pris-qui-croyait-prendre-poisson-davril-les-5e5-m-farrugia-et-m-semrouni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/2022\/04\/01\/tel-est-pris-qui-croyait-prendre-poisson-davril-les-5e5-m-farrugia-et-m-semrouni\/","title":{"rendered":"Tel est pris qui croyait prendre ! Poisson d&#8217;avril : Les 5e5, M. Farrugia et M. Semrouni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post-content\">\n<p class=\"has-light-green-cyan-background-color has-background\" style=\"font-size:22px\"><strong>1er \u00e9pisode : les 5e5 et leur prof d&#8217;anglais<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-white-background-color has-text-color has-background has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Tout a commenc\u00e9, quand les \u00e9l\u00e8ves de 5e5 \u00e9taient en Anglais. Leur professeur, M. Farrugia avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de leur faire une blague : la totalit\u00e9 de la classe avait eu une note tr\u00e8s basse au contr\u00f4le qu&#8217;ils avaient fait la veille. Et pour que ce soit encore plus cr\u00e9dible, il a montr\u00e9 le dos d&#8217;une copie que personne n&#8217;avait compl\u00e9t\u00e9, ce qui expliquait les notes tr\u00e8s basses. Mais les \u00e9l\u00e8ves de5e5, qui sont tr\u00e8s malins, ont tr\u00e8s vite d\u00e9couvert qu&#8217;il s&#8217;agissait d&#8217;un poisson d&#8217;avril !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-light-green-cyan-background-color has-background\" style=\"font-size:22px\"><strong>2eme \u00e9pisode : les 5e5, leur prof de maths et leur prof d&#8217;anglais<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Apr\u00e8s le cours d&#8217;Anglais, les \u00e9l\u00e8ves ont eu cours de Maths. A leur tour, de faire une blague. Ils ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de faire croire \u00e0 M. Semrouni que tout le monde avait oubli\u00e9 son cahier et que personne n&#8217;avait de feuille. M. Semrouni a donc cr\u00e9\u00e9, sur pronote, une \u00e9valuation : <em>&#8220;Interrogation (sans affaire)&#8221;.<\/em> Il a mis un  z\u00e9ro \u00e0 tout le monde avec un coefficient 20 !!! Tous les 5e5 ont alors expliqu\u00e9 que c&#8217;\u00e9tait une id\u00e9e de M. Farrugia. Leur professeur de maths a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 aussit\u00f4t d&#8217;envoyer, \u00e0 tour de r\u00f4le, quelques \u00e9l\u00e8ves pour r\u00e9clamer une feuille \u00e0 M. Farrugia. Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ces feuilles, M. Semrouni a fait construire \u00e0 ses \u00e9l\u00e8ves des poissons triangulaires (ils travaillaient cette notion !) qu&#8217;ils sont all\u00e9s coller plus tard sur M. Farrugia et sur son tableau, pendant son cours : <span class=\"has-inline-color has-vivid-red-color\">C&#8217;ETAIT LA VENGEANCE de M. Semrouni!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4947\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-678x509.jpg 678w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-326x245.jpg 326w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8882-scaled-2-80x60.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Les poissons d\u2019avril faits en Maths<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1920\" height=\"2560\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4937\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-scaled.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/img_8892-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><figcaption>M. Farrugia et ses poissons ! \ud83d\udc20 <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1er \u00e9pisode : les 5e5 et leur prof d&#8217;anglais Tout a commenc\u00e9, quand les \u00e9l\u00e8ves de<a href=\"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/2022\/04\/01\/tel-est-pris-qui-croyait-prendre-poisson-davril-les-5e5-m-farrugia-et-m-semrouni\/\">En savoir plus&#8230;<i class=\"fa fa-long-arrow-right\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":4943,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"authors":[{"term_id":100,"user_id":15,"is_guest":0,"slug":"alice","display_name":"Alice"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4934"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5095,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4934\/revisions\/5095"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.ac-nancy-metz.fr\/laptitesource\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}